i like being complimented on my eyes and on my oral sex techniques
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things i’ll do for my friends if they ask politely:
- give car rides
- cook for
- oral sex
- help with homework
wait what was that middle one?
cook for?
i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques
are u a converse lesbian or a vans lesbian
Unfff i forgot how fantastic sex is💦
What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???
What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life
Why I like being a lesbian.
- Girls are so fucking sexy.
- You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
- If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
- Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
- When they bite their lip…
- You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
- A girl’s skin is always so soft.
- Again, boobs.
- And also, vaginas.
- And just generally, girls are yummy.

